Amusing Contradiction 
Female (47) from the Central region, United Kingdom
I am 5' 1" tall, 47, and I live in the Central region. I am of cuddly build, separated and have no children. I'm a non-smoker, who likes an occasional drink, and my star sign is Scorpio. I'm looking for a man for a long term relationship.
My membership level: 5 
About me:
Professional woman with own well established business in the medical sector. I'm a Northern Lass - being held hostage in Scotland - please save me!
Open & honest, & absolutely vital in a partner. Wicked & cheeky sense of humour. Intelligent, attractive, Kind, independant, solvent (but not in a chemical way!) quick dry wit, loving, ridiculous & occasionally annoying. I'm currently 'cuddly', but a work in progress. Have considered hacksawing of a leg as an 'instant aid' to weight loss - but still wouldn't be size 12, & it makes the logistics of using the cross trainer just too difficult to work out! Spend up to 2 hours per day at the gym or walking, & am quite fit. Travel to NW & London regularly for business.
I'm strictly monogamous, & insincerity, injustice, snobbery, prejudice, dishonesy & cruelty of any kind are my pet hates. Non religious, but believe in treating others as you wish to be treated yourself. I believe that the kindness you show to others will be returned 10 fold (hey, it works for me!).
Love the theatre, music (soul, classical), art, architecture, reading (yes, I can read too! Aren't I amazing?). I'm romantic & quite sentimental - what do I miss most of all now that I don't live in the 'North' anymore? Being called 'Love' - miss the feeling of belonging & warmth that that little work evokes!
I love a good debate on most subjucts - intelligent & even ridiculous ones! Love observational humourists like Peter Kay & Bill Bailey. The Office, Frasier, Monk, About a Boy, Love Actually, The Shipping News, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, East is East - all classics to me!
Done a lot of gliding, hang gliding & jumped out of the odd plane in the past (no, I wasn't pushed, cheeky!). Now relearning French & Spanish. Decided not to reattempt the Russian - still sometimes struggle with English!
About you:
Looking for that well honed, intelligent, verbal sparring sense of humour - usually genetically implanted in Northern & Glaswegian men. Mutual intelligent comedic slagging a must! But, if you're married/engaged/want a photo of my stilettos/about to marry your pony, please don't contact me!
Professional man, or guy who takes pride in a job well done preferred. Put you heart & soul into your life/work/relationships/helping friends? Compassionate enough to help a stranger in need, & not just walk on by.
Kind, intelligent, tactile, romantic, loving, aware, thoughtful, sharp witted man with integrity sought for social networking &/or romance. Looks irrelevant, but a medium to bigger build preferred. Animal lover (platonic only), especially dogs, & an interest in nature (no, not naturism)a must. Would you like to be a caretaker at Rainbows Bridge?
If my profile lights a spark in you, then please get in touch. If not, good luck in the search for your soul mate, or just some good friends!
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