Jedster

Male (43) from Cheshire, United Kingdom

I am 5' 9" tall, 43, and I live in Cheshire. I am of average build, divorced and have three children. I'm a smoker, , who likes an occasional drink, and my star sign is Taurus. I'm looking for a woman for a friendship which might lead to romance.
My membership level: 6 6/10

About me: OK, I`m not rich, what I am is:

Intelligent
I shouldn`t be the judge of course but there`s only me here typing this....? Some people seem to agree some of the time, which is good enough for me.
I love good conversation, and talking late into the night with the right person. Also love banter, its essential isn`t it? We`d all dry up otherwise!
It`s good to make fun every once in a while, when it needs to be said ;¬)

Cheeky
Mischievous! I like to laugh and would love to meet someone who does the same.
I like getting out, getting dirty, then getting drunk! Or is it the other way round? Whatever!!
Think about it...

Active
I play football, and badminton when I get the chance, and now table tennis too (which is great fun).

I love to get out and about, though I have to say I`d prefer to be squelching through the mud of a local forest with friends and family, rather than lying (bored) in the sun on a tropical beach...

Employed
I enjoy my job and work with some good people, but the end of the working day brings the opportunity to do more important things...

Dad
To 3 boys aged 14, 12 and 9. They live with their mum, they`re fantastic, and I see them quite often. I do love kids, but (of course) I couldn`t eat a whole one...

Not perfect
Oh well, a bit like you and everyone else then..

An occasional smoker
Smoking less and less... seems to depend on who I`m with

About you: I do look forward to smiling with you, at you..

If you`re fun, lively, and not looking for Brad Pitt (the queue`s too long!) that''d be great. If you`re tasty, fantastic!
If you`re filthy and gorgeous, well... ;¬)

I find honesty, loyalty, patience and tolerance very attractive... and I hope they`re virtues that people see in me... it`s just that I want to laugh and jump around a lot too..!!

Ideally you`ll be in NW England or nearby, but it`s not essential as cars/ bikes/ pogo sticks have been invented..

Things you shouldn`t be - square, triangular, purple, polka-dot...
RSVP!

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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That''s nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad''s outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mum''s lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let''s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can''t. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That''s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I''m going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don''t start that again."