Neo1650 
Male (40) from South East London, United Kingdom
I am 5' 11" tall, 40, and I live in South East London. I am of average build, single and have no children. I'm a non-smoker, who likes an occasional drink, and my star sign is Aquarius. I'm looking for a woman for friendship only.
My membership level: 5 
About me:
Well i was genetically cloned in a secret government experiment that went very wrong.... The DNA sample taken from George Clooney''s left armpit that explains the brown eyes, height and gray hair not to mention strange smell (before I go any further am joking no smell really had a few emails about it)(from strange folk) when i was born they slapped my mum. I''m easy going happy go lucky person... looking for fun maybe more... i believe life is for living. I also would like to warn u all in advance.... that i own the worlds most ugly dog... She has the head of a moose and body of a hippo... not pretty makes small children vomit in the street...sad but true... Also have a whippet Stanley... Stanners to his mates in the local park (owns his own stair lift company impressive for a dog he doesn''t really like to talk about it though) little secret between me and u don''t tell anyone but he is Kennith Williams in re carnation...but really don''t tell anyone Don''t wanna be haunted by Hati Jake''s ghost.... I have enough trouble sleeping now!
I''d like to point out I''m know under many names... due to work the nature of it and copyright issues... No really this is not some mental illness...lol now you have read this profile....no stop where u going no come back.... If u wish to know more about my musical background
About you:
Mrs Smith in the film Mr Smith and Mrs Smith would have to be strong willed, have a wicked sense of humor.... be compassionate.... caring.... believe in human rights.... am looking for Soul mate not replacement mother.... partner not domestic slave... lookin to grow old with someone not because of them.
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