squiddly diddly

Male (47) from Essex, United Kingdom

I am 5' 11" tall, 47, and I live in Essex. I am of average build, single and have no children. I'm a non-smoker, who likes an occasional drink, and my star sign is Aquarius. I'm looking for a woman for a see-how-it-goes relationship.
My membership level: 6 6/10

Extended profile: detailed facts

About me: Slim,easy going 47 year old,with fond memories of Dream Topping and disco.Love of laughing(including at myself).I consider myself to be a caring,loving and very tactile person.Can be passionate and also good listener.Blimey i`m so perfect,i think i`ll go out with myself!.I love cuddles.No not those cuddles,i mean Cuddles,the monkey friend of Orville the duck.No really,i do love hugs and cuddles.Would love to chat to anyone who would like to contact me.If u don`t fancy a text chat,i can do sign language !! YOU STUPID BOY ! I have written 2 books,1 titled "The Life Cycle Of The Peruvian Pygmy Ant" and the other "Why Do I Look Like A twonk In My Photo" Neither got published.

About you: Looking for honest ,tactile lady with impeccable underwear hygiene.Anyone looking for rich geezer should pass me by ,but i am solvent.Liking for Butterscotch Angel Delight a distinct advantage.I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!