This Kiss, Kiss - Kiss

i would not like to say lol,

lol...bottler..xx

you sound now like a milkman lol

haha, if was a milki man i would be the type to come to your door wiv nothing on and only a packet of ginger nuts and a pint of milk in one hand....and a strawberry flavoured yogurt in the other hand..xx

you been chattin with jonnie haha . well yes but you will have to make the tea for me to dunk gingers , and bring cream for me strawberrys , but if you can only manage yogurt then may change milkman lol

ha ha Traci, is like the strawberrys. are in me car wiv the cream, along wiv me ladder..lol..xx gotcha....ooh la la.xx..lol

if ya wanna change milki men, no worriz hun, but mine is on the tab hun..lol, lol..xx

ohhhhhhhh so i was worth talking about haha . well i am flattered lmao here ,

lol...T, J aint said nothing hun, i was just using my expierence and chucking a net out innit hun and seeing what came back...lol, lol..xx

i will believe you , ((((((((((( not )))))))))))))))))))))))
haha , well i sent him a message but he aint answered , maybe tomorro lol

Hi Webby, what are gold topes? am I being thick?

well webby . i am off to bed to dream of getting my self some of them kisses

My kisses say " I love kissing"

lol...good night T....hey peps the gold tops are still a rattling hun...xx

Ok they're still rattling but what are they hun?..x

Oh peps, you make me laugh...what are gold tops...lol..

Gold tops are just from the milki botts hun, its from an old benni hill song hun, ernie...lol.xx

Pepper! You must know what Gold Tops are????

Do you not have a dishy milkman? lol x

Do they deliver thick and creamy stuff or sterilised ??
:)
x

Hey, I googled it, now I know, lol :)
Just for those that don't here are the lyrics :D

Ernie: The Fastest Milkman in the West

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

She said she'd like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the baker's van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake
He'd have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry Susie
You'll fight for her like a man
Oh why don't we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We'll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die
Now he's gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkman's life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman's needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernie's ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won't forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

My kisses would say....mmmmmm melt in your arms and surrender


shazzi xx

oooh Shazzi - can I kiss you? (only joking) x