What's the worst

Little miss bossy boots.. rocks... has threatened to surround me with live music, kids, dogs and old people!.... plus! no taxi ride home unless I post this thread....

What's the worst thing you can inflict on someone.. think of the someone and then think of the worst thing you could do to them... all in fun though, no harm intended..... (HAHAHAHA!! yeah! whatever!)

And no! I'm not starting it ;P




And before any thread police jump in and spout off all the crap!... the worst thing I could do to you lot... is put a gag on you for the rest of the month!! *sweet smile*

oppss think I just did... start it that is ;)

Worse case we all end up in prison cell in Bristol, I can just see us all spending the night in one, for either drunk and disorder, Indecent exposure or somin else, like an ASBO, and will never be allowed there again..xx

Guess we could always blame Rocki tho...xx

lol cheers Di :) dog slober, snotty nosed kids and Doris and the granny mob have all been on hold for now :)

Its ok webby, they do a decent breakfast in the local nick :)

Mass ASBO lol I like the sound of that, not bright enough to have letters after my name so that would do me fine :)

xx

Will be back with my list later, off to remove the plug from tv and stereo just to p number 1 son off :)

Just cut the plug off Rocki, mind make sure sure you unplug it 1st else you really will have spiky hair...lol..xx

So it's ms Rocki A.S.B.O then..xx

Rocki, can we pre order a full english then hun, with anextra egg, juicy tho, it must be jucy hun..xx

Rocks, know how you feel, I have to threaten No 2 son with switching off computer in the middle of his game because he won't:

Clean his teeth
Eat his dinner
Wash the dishes
Have a bath
Pack his back for school
Change out of school uniform

The list goes on and on

Pepi, hey boys will be boys hun, and guess what they never grow up..xx

your right there Webby lol

I know, bigger boys = bigger toys

Mine's just blown the engine of his car!!! :/ ... errr yep son, it does need oil!.. and no use asking me where the bugger goes!.... what's the worst that can happen?... moi! up at stupid 'o' clock in the morning, dropping him off at work and then having to go pick him back up again!!!........mega fobia of breaking down or something on the motorway and having to exit the car, wearing jogging bottoms, vest top, jumper, flip-flops and get this..... NO MAKE UP!!!!!! arrggghhhhh

I've done the same Di, drove son to train station in PJ's, hoping no-one sees me running in and out of the house. What happened? In my haste forgot keys to house and had to drive to my other sons house 7.30 in morning, through all the rush hour traffic, through the village, knock him up to get spare keys, back through village by now waving to everyone I know! Well, they always did think I was a bit strange - now they know lol

LOLing at Di and Pepper ... the mind boggles xx

Always the same... you bump into everyone when you're not looking your best... yet get all dressed up... and you see nobody!!! I drove back on fumes!!! all the time hoping I wasn't going to have to drive in and fill up!... bloody 'beep beep' on the car... err yep! I know you need fuel!! but not when I'm looking like this! lol

Oh! and another worst thing that can happen... Tesco shopping bags are crap!... got all the way to the car the other day, and yep, it snapped!.. two bottles of red! smashed!... maybe that's what the girl at the checkout meant when she asked if I wanted doubling up! :o ... how was I supposed to know that!

What did you think she ment Di lol lol lol

I wasn't sure Mike.. that's why I rushed out LOL

Di, you should have gone back in Tesco's and told them the bottles were faulty lol

Yeah but she might've wanted to double up again :o

Some people have all the luck lol

Maybe I should've, and then posted all about our amazing relationship on here.. surely that would give everyone a darn good rolling eyes exercise ;D ... hey! you never know, she could be the best thing in bed ever!!... I mean, what's the worst that could happen ;DDDD