Yo Whats Happening???

So hi how you all doing......?

Message for the Girls:
Do women know why you live longer than us men?
Because God adds you the time that you've wasted on parking.

Message for the Boys:
Just got back from Amsterdamn and girlfriends over there are only 25 Euros for 15 minutes.......


Yes thats right.........

COOEEEE :) xxx

whoa, that's rather cheeky lol

I can park my ar*e right here on the computer without any difficulty at all

If you need to go to Amsterdam for a girlfriend that's bad news, loads of lovely ladies on here.

Hi Man formerly known as Carlsberg

Nothing changes much, though I keep thinking it might!

Keith

Yo crumpet, welcome back!

You've gone all street teen while you've gone! Lucky I pseak the lingo huh homey ;)


*snicker*

Yo, Pure, how's it going?

Hey dudette :)

It's all gravy here, hope you're shnizzling your fizzle ;)

*snicker*

Man this place is monging! what happenened??

Cant stop gotta go get some scoff...coz am hanging..laters

Yo Carls...(hugs) welcome back! See you haven't changed! ;-) xx

Why on earth would I want to change!!??

I see enough women do that once a month...and frankly i dont fancy it!!!! LOL x

The mood swings are a nightmare Carly.... just hide all forks, keep well out of the way, and answer yes when prompted... ;)

:) lol Di the answer is yes dear when prompted.
Hi Carls, see you have matured nicely......not xx

Ello Everybody,

Long time no chat.....hope you are all doing well.

Women live longer Carlsberg because

- Men are like freezer bags, they hold everything in, but you see right through them
- Men are like tires, because they go bald easily and are often
over-inflated
- Men are like hot air balloons, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butts
- Men are like trains, because they always use the same old line for picking up people
- Men are like hammers because for the past 5,000 years they've harldy changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around

Come on ladies....why do you think women live longer than men
*laughing*

Hope you all have a happy day!

VS

VS that's wonderful. I have cut and pasted it into an email to some friends of mine!

Can't think of a reason why women live longer than men but it's sure fun to think of loads of "energetic" old ladies out there, with the life assurance policies paid out (so no mortgages and debts) and loads of life left in 'em! GO PARTY!
(Love particularly "Men are like tyres" .. boy, so true.

LM x :)

You Dated a lot of tyres then Ladymuck :p

Women on average live longer than men it seems due to men being more likely to smoke and drink alcohol, however from recent studies now carried out and as we see for ourselves this is now changing as there is much more of an increase in females smoking and drinking as to what there were many years ago.

As well as us women being more physically active in our daily routine of chasing after our children and cleaning we are also known to be more biologically tougher than men as we now know that female hormones protect women from heart disease until we reach the menopause at least.

I believe (if I remember waaayyy back to my biology lessons), its also partially to do with our chromosomes, with women having s spare X chromosome to replace a faulty one, whereas men with a faulty Y chromosome are stuffed.

I'm certain for example, this is why female haemophiliacs are extremely rare.

I think.

Yes we all have to have one X chromosome to survive sparkin, if you have two Y chromosomes only without the X you simply die...;o(

If a woman has more than two X chromosomes she will become more retarded the more X chromosomes she has.

If a man has an extra Y chromosome he will not be affected but we all must have one X chromosome to survive.

I believe thats right anyway...

Think i just got my X's n Y's crossed

Lol well so long as you got one of each you will be ok :o)

My X was a haemophiliac and she was a rare species