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Mid spring crisis

Sap has risen, in danger of curdling

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Stay
» Stay Male 28-Apr-2008 22:04 ·  Reply
I don't know if it is me,the time of year, the late spring, global warming, Doncaster cooling or what, but something isn't right.

(At least one thing is alright, but that can be the subject of a separate thread)

You won't read about it in the papers, or any other media. There's a conspiracy of silence.

But they can't gag me, and I will reveal the shocking truth.

KEITH HASN'T GOT A WOMAN!

I'm an easy going bloke and it takes a lot to get me to sit up and take notice, but this simply can't be allowed to continue.

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Optimus_Prime
»» Optimus_Prime Male 29-Apr-2008 00:09 ·  Reply
Ha ha! Very good Keith! A perhaps, slightly more upbeat version of what I have been saying recently.

Can't quite do you for copyright infringement because you did it in an upbeat funny way, whilst mine was down right miserable.

Full marks!
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»»» pureinnocence Female 29-Apr-2008 00:33 ·  Reply
But Keith! What happened to your harem?!?! :o
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Stay
»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 06:30 ·  Reply
Thanks Cmdr, doesn't come across as desperate, does it?

Pure, I think I was the eunuch in that harem (figuratively speaking of course!)

I mean I haven't got a woman that I do things with...you know, drink wine, watch DVD's, make laugh, talk with, walk with, admire sunsets with....is there anything I've forgotten?

Keith
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»»»»» pureinnocence Female 29-Apr-2008 11:22 ·  Reply
Nope, I cant think of anything.

You're becoming thread king again!

Being a eunuch in a harem cant be much fun :(

I'm supposed to be at the gym but cant be assed! I'm sitting here for no more than 10 minutes then I'm off!

I dont think I've ever seen an admirable sunset. Where would be a good place to see one of those?
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peppercorn
»»»»»» peppercorn Female 29-Apr-2008 12:43 ·  Reply
I saw an admirable sunset when I went to Goa, absolutely lovely to watch, sun sets in about 15 mins, amazing.

Can't see Keith as a eunuch :)

All this talk about Sap rising and curdling and member ships falling, I think Keith is having a Mid Life Crisis :(
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MinxyMoooo
»»»»»»» MinxyMoooo Female 29-Apr-2008 13:29 ·  Reply
Ooooo pure cant believe you havent seen an amazing sunset.... Ive seen lots .. especially at the Lake District however Im hoping for a good one in Cyprus :-D

MM x
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 18:00 ·  Reply
You haven't lived until you've seen the sun set over Balby, Man With Cheesy Grin by your side.

Keiith x
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MinxyMoooo
»»»»»»»» MinxyMoooo Female 29-Apr-2008 18:47 ·  Reply
Keith have you ever seen a sunset at the Lake District ? .... or would you need a radar to get there :-D ...

Where is Balby? :-/

*confused MM* x
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 18:56 ·  Reply
Don't remember a sunset, just getting buzzed by jets on my way to Scotland when I passed through there.

Nope, didn't need a radar, just needed to remember to keep going uphill...radar is quite useful for locating rain, but I don't carry radar on my bike.

Balby is near Doncaster, where I have my town residence.

Keith x
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MinxyMoooo
»»»»»»»» MinxyMoooo Female 29-Apr-2008 19:13 ·  Reply
Well Keith we have lovely sunsets in Hull but hardly sets the scene really ....

A sunset needs the sun obviously ;-) .... the background scene and great company .... with no beers :-D.

MM x
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 19:17 ·  Reply
Hmm, which thread is this....?

Anyway, talking of sunsets, just look at my MSE album with the sunsets, taken just a 3 mile walk from where I live.

I'd love to show you it....

Keith x
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MinxyMoooo
»»»»»»»» MinxyMoooo Female 29-Apr-2008 19:24 ·  Reply
Send me the link then Keith I may take a peek or two ....



MM x
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Man in Hat
»»»»»»»» Man in Hat Male 29-Apr-2008 19:44 ·  Reply
if you like a sunset or two I have a few piccies on my homepage...

http://www.maninhat.myzen.co.uk

...all taken from just up the road

Mike (man in photographers hat)
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 19:48 ·  Reply
http://www.midsummerseve.com/profile/every_thing_but_the_girl

Man in I've got snowy pics too hat
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Man in Hat
»»»»»»»» Man in Hat Male 29-Apr-2008 19:52 ·  Reply
some nice piccies there Keith :)

Mike (man in complimentry hat)
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 19:58 ·  Reply
Nice pylons, Mike!
Seriously, good how you got the sun without the glare.

Keith (man in returning the compliment hat)
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peppercorn
»»»»»»»» peppercorn Female 29-Apr-2008 20:14 ·  Reply
Ooooh, very nice piccies Mike & Keith

Keith, I like the snow ones taken at Easter, I was in Tenerife then so didn't get to see the snow

Mike, the bluebells are beautiful, never seen so many in one place

Pepper (lady in complimentary hat) lol x
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»»»»»»»» Stay Male 29-Apr-2008 20:41 ·  Reply
Well, we've shown you ours...
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MinxyMoooo
»»»»»»»» MinxyMoooo Female 29-Apr-2008 21:19 ·  Reply
Oooooo Keith im very impressed Roche Abbey looks stunning ... even with the cheesy grin :-D

Mike ( show off hat )... Awwww the rainbows you have captured perfectly ....

psst ... keith you keep snapping and us ladies will keep viewing ... I know we can multi task but come on .... what more do you want :-D

MM x
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