Mid spring crisisSap has risen, in danger of curdling
 | I don't know if it is me,the time of year, the late spring, global warming, Doncaster cooling or what, but something isn't right.
(At least one thing is alright, but that can be the subject of a separate thread)
You won't read about it in the papers, or any other media. There's a conspiracy of silence.
But they can't gag me, and I will reveal the shocking truth.
KEITH HASN'T GOT A WOMAN!
I'm an easy going bloke and it takes a lot to get me to sit up and take notice, but this simply can't be allowed to continue.
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 | Ha ha! Very good Keith! A perhaps, slightly more upbeat version of what I have been saying recently.
Can't quite do you for copyright infringement because you did it in an upbeat funny way, whilst mine was down right miserable.
Full marks! |
 | But Keith! What happened to your harem?!?! :o |
 | Thanks Cmdr, doesn't come across as desperate, does it?
Pure, I think I was the eunuch in that harem (figuratively speaking of course!)
I mean I haven't got a woman that I do things with...you know, drink wine, watch DVD's, make laugh, talk with, walk with, admire sunsets with....is there anything I've forgotten?
Keith |
 | Nope, I cant think of anything.
You're becoming thread king again!
Being a eunuch in a harem cant be much fun :(
I'm supposed to be at the gym but cant be assed! I'm sitting here for no more than 10 minutes then I'm off!
I dont think I've ever seen an admirable sunset. Where would be a good place to see one of those? |
 | I saw an admirable sunset when I went to Goa, absolutely lovely to watch, sun sets in about 15 mins, amazing.
Can't see Keith as a eunuch :)
All this talk about Sap rising and curdling and member ships falling, I think Keith is having a Mid Life Crisis :( |
 | Ooooo pure cant believe you havent seen an amazing sunset.... Ive seen lots .. especially at the Lake District however Im hoping for a good one in Cyprus :-D
MM x |
 | You haven't lived until you've seen the sun set over Balby, Man With Cheesy Grin by your side.
Keiith x |
 | Keith have you ever seen a sunset at the Lake District ? .... or would you need a radar to get there :-D ...
Where is Balby? :-/
*confused MM* x |
 | Don't remember a sunset, just getting buzzed by jets on my way to Scotland when I passed through there.
Nope, didn't need a radar, just needed to remember to keep going uphill...radar is quite useful for locating rain, but I don't carry radar on my bike.
Balby is near Doncaster, where I have my town residence.
Keith x |
 | Well Keith we have lovely sunsets in Hull but hardly sets the scene really ....
A sunset needs the sun obviously ;-) .... the background scene and great company .... with no beers :-D.
MM x |
 | Hmm, which thread is this....?
Anyway, talking of sunsets, just look at my MSE album with the sunsets, taken just a 3 mile walk from where I live.
I'd love to show you it....
Keith x |
 | Send me the link then Keith I may take a peek or two ....
MM x |
 | if you like a sunset or two I have a few piccies on my homepage...
http://www.maninhat.myzen.co.uk
...all taken from just up the road
Mike (man in photographers hat) |
 | http://www.midsummerseve.com/profile/every_thing_but_the_girl
Man in I've got snowy pics too hat |
 | some nice piccies there Keith :)
Mike (man in complimentry hat) |
 | Nice pylons, Mike!
Seriously, good how you got the sun without the glare.
Keith (man in returning the compliment hat) |
 | Ooooh, very nice piccies Mike & Keith
Keith, I like the snow ones taken at Easter, I was in Tenerife then so didn't get to see the snow
Mike, the bluebells are beautiful, never seen so many in one place
Pepper (lady in complimentary hat) lol x |
 | Well, we've shown you ours... |
 | Oooooo Keith im very impressed Roche Abbey looks stunning ... even with the cheesy grin :-D
Mike ( show off hat )... Awwww the rainbows you have captured perfectly ....
psst ... keith you keep snapping and us ladies will keep viewing ... I know we can multi task but come on .... what more do you want :-D
MM x |
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