Mid spring crisis

What more do I want from you ladies?
I beg your pardon, MM, but this isn't the erotic thread...

Keith x

hehehe think thats you and your mind Keith ... I was only talking about taking scenic pics :-/ ...

No your right Keith its not the erotic thread, but Im sure you will think of something ... hehehe

MM x

You misjudge me ma'am...sorry, MM...

My intentions are almost entirely honourable.

Keith x

I don't doubt that Keith ... you seem a gent, sorry if I offended you !!!



MM x

I'll let you off then...but only because you seem to be a good judge of character.

Can anybody remember what this thread was about?

Keith x

Nope totally lost,just read through,went from curdling sap to scenic pics,have some luverly sunsets on the Railways in Wales to scenic ones of Seven Sisters/Beachy Head,none on here though.

LL x

Oh, do keep up!

Keith x

Oh alright then :P

LL x

sun set on the high seas, sun rise also, magnectic, I have seen some on land but on sea just about beats them, and hi everyone

Morning Niterider

My thread killing skills seem to have passed on to you.

Anybody got anything nice to say about rainbows?

Keith

Talking of Rainbows - I've just found this script from the childrens TV programme, you just have to read it, it's hilarious lol :)

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget ....

to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

Watced it on You Tube-Rainbow goes twanger mad,had to watch it a couple of times,first time was crying with laughter so much couldn't see for tears.

LL x

Hmm Pepper what can we say !lol , Keith I think Pepper has just killed off your thread lol :)

No, I think she put new life into it, then buggered off, as women do.

I found the sunset over Angkor Wat hard to beat ;)

Lol Keith, you do live dangerously dont you,
they also have a habit of coming back when you least expect them as well ;)

Keef, I only read your first post and all I can smell is DESPERATION. It ain't good chum. So stop it and find some new hobbies, this site shouldn't be one of them, it's no longer mine...

Awaywiththefairies if this site isn't one of your hobbies why are you on here?

Keith's post is only desperate if you reach it as such, I read it as though he was just trying to get a new conversation going, there doesn't seem to be many on D/A who are starting new posts at the moment.

He's only stating the obvious, that after all is the reason he is on D/A, the same as many others on here, he wants a woman lol :)

I dont want a woman!! :o

*snicker*

Lol Pure :) Guess I should have said most people are on D/A because they are looking for a partner