 | thanks guys i take it as a compliment (another of my faults possibly).
strangely enough, i do believe if people dont like me/fancy me/want to marry me then they are two bananas short of a coconut tree. speaking of which i met this guy once, he wasnt enormously attractive, and he was rather full of himself (actually i have discovered, here's a tip everyone, that if you dont find your blind date/first date everything he cracked himself up to be, rather than squeezing through the iron bars in the ladies toilets of the chinese restaurant, you simply simply gaze into his eyes and get him to talk about himself all evening, obviously alcohol comes into play here, but it really works a treat, and the amazing thing is that the fella feels that he's had an absolutely blinding night) anyhoo, this chap ... we had a fairly boring night, but i managed to amuse myself and some, and then on the way home, we were sitting on the tube, for all the northerners (who can read), the tube is a sort of choo choo train gadget we've developed down south, soabout two minutes or so before my stop he said, in an amorous sort of way (or was that the drink) 'you can always come to my mine'. i was stunned. for about a second. i said do you mean 'come back to yours and have lots of sex all night?', he said 'yes, yes, that's what i mean', i declined.
my point is, i dont think i was even insulted, i couldnt have cared less.
|
06-May-2008 21:56 ·
06-May-2008 22:47 ·
