Unacceptable Behaviour

Today has been a glorious Bank Holiday Monday. The weather has been great all day.

This would have been a great day to go out and do something. Go to a Theme Park or visit some place of interest, and take loads of photos. Today would have also been a good day to do some of the simpler things in life, like go for a walk along a beach or just relax and chill out in some pub garden after a nice meal and a beer.

However, I notice an awful lot of Unacceptable Behaviour going on. To be precise, I am still alone and spent the entire day stuck at home on my tod. Clearly this can not continue and something MUST be done about this.

Summer is virtually here and I don't do spending it alone so ladies don't you think its about time you got your finger out and gave me a shout?

If you live nearby please give me a shout and lets go out.

It's getting boring being on my own!

:-(

Face detention! Is that a double-entendre or what? "It has been decreed by the politbureau that your face is worthy of negative discrimination... Run away, everybody!" The story of my birth?

Well, for your information, I had a brilliant bank holiday. It started with a huge cheque that arrived too late to cash, so I
had loads of 'unmoney' that I couldn't spend to go with my 'unsuccess' 'unfortune','obscene age', overqualification',
'the wrong sort of profile' and all the other rubbish that the cerebrally challenged come up with to stay in the same old postions messing things up! So I went for a walk. 'Tales by the riverbank' metamorphosed into a cross between the French Impressionists and Butlins, such were the number of parasols and pretty young women. With so many people about, it was easy to find someone to talk to. Anyone want some pretty screensavers? All cheques gratefully received, sorry email addresses will do! It was so good that I did it again in the opposite direction, and ended up quaffing lager with my brother as the boats drifted by. The photography is brilliant at this time of year - I went out on my own yesterday, and believe me it's far easier to meet people than it is behind a computer!

Just sheltering for a while before I return to the great outdoors to perfect my blossomimg tomatohead!

Hi cmdr...No unacceptable behaviour for me...not on Bank hol Mon anyway...I went out to lunch, then to a big garden centre, and finshed up sat outside a nice pub with a cool lager in the sunshine :-)

Why wait for the women to get their 'fingers out'.

Be proactive !

get pm'ing those women

Mousebat, I do! and strange as it may seem I have been getting some response. Perhaps I need to improve in the art of conversation to keep things moving though.

Problem I am finding is that people are so busy these days, just have not got time for any kind of relationship. Everyone is so skint, me included they have to work work work and no time for anything else.

Rubbish country. I'd think about being off if I had the dosh!

..."and strange as it may seem I have been getting some response."

why do you find it strange?

Cos usually I don't get any! Hey Mouse bat, can you hear some strange music in the background again? I have heard this before somewhere...

Sounds a bit like violins to me...

Snigger! :-)

good for you...make the most of the responses.

Violins ?...nah, they're being restrung due to overuse.

Cmdr, It's the cats singing in the garden

Over use, that sounds about right, and it's not just me that has been playing them recently!

Don't talk to me about cats pepper, they are terrible where I live. The amount of times I have had to go out in the night to get rid of the cat fights that go on around here.. and they make the most horrible noises.

Sounds like murder taking place on my doorstep... Think I will buy that air rifle after all...

Cats keep sh***ing in my garden, any suggestions on how to stop this?

If cats keep shopping in your garden, try sending them to Tescos! :)

lol WS, I don't mind the cats but their sh*t stinks when you have to move it. It might not be so bad this week as it can bake for a bit in the garden, then it will be easier to clean up!

Very funny, she means shitting. What the hell I will say it! Pepper you can borrow my air rifle!

Hey Pepper

Your cat problem - you can sprinkle "Pepper" where they usually go or go to a Garden Centre/DIY store and buy Scoot you can spray this anywhere and everywhere and it really works !!!!

Thanks Morgan, will call in at B&Q on way home from work to see if they stock it, otherwise Tesco's for a big tub of pepper! Dirty little sods left another one in the front garden last night! If I get hold of one I'll wring it's bl**dy neck.

Hi pepper why do other peoples cats go in other peoples gardens, yet mine go in mine!!! ;-)

Hey Shar

I think it's something to do with territory!!!!

Hi Morgan but mine go in mine...and so my neighbours...cats that is, *shar with a vision of her neighbour climbing the fence for a jimmy riddle* and so does the cat up the road!! :-(

Think my garden is a public toilet for cats!!

Give me your address Shar, I'll send all the cats to your garden :p