Ways to Say "I Love You"

“I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.”

“You are the hole in my donut.”

I've saved my last rolo for you :-)

I lurrrveeee you. I loave you. (with apologies to Woody Allen who thinks 'love' isn't an adequate enough word to convey the depths of emotion that those suffering from love feel.
Ones that make me sick : wuv you or uv oo (puke)

But..why? why not say things as they are?

Cohav I agree 100%. If you love someone, tell them...don't faff about, it gets you nowhere.

G x

The wimps way of responding to "I love you"

"I'll have my wages paid directly into your bank account"

Or, here's my credit card darling, buy whatever you want :)

I love you...straight to the point...

Your eyes are like shimmering moonlight on water, in which I would willingly drown because my love for you is unfathomable.

OK It's a bit soppy I know, but what's wrong with a bit of romance? ;-)

your eyes are like stars....they come out at night :0)

Fancy a chip ?

ok

Funny sods

where??

On a race course? Or is that golf I'm thinking of?

Actually if they're funny it must be crazy golf!

that reminds me of an epitaph on a gravestone I like. I like gravestones...but that's another story.....
anyhoo...a wife buries her less than faithful hubby....her inscription is short and to the ponit..
'under this sod lies another...'

:0)