Lobster Love

Well, I thought that I ought to enlighten you lovely people to a story of Lobster love!
Now we are all out there trying to find love but think of poor Ms Lobster!
There she sits in her shell waiting for Mr right to crawl by, then one day along comes a Lobster with a glint in his eye for her, but she is afraid to come out of her shell. He siddles up to her and whispers sweet nothings into her ear and she turns to look him in the eye and with one foul swoop he chops off her left eye! At this she crawls out of her shell and lays a million eggs, convinced now that he is the one for her. Romantically, he waits with her until she grows another shell, and another eye (as you do) and then off he trundles in search of his next conquest.
This a true story, so be careful who you fall for, stay tucked in your shells and remember "love is blind" if you want it to be!

Hi chess

oooeer think i'm staying firmly inside my shell!! ;-)

Blimey my shells just got thicker LOL xx

OK, might not want to be a lobster (and what happens if hubby gets caught in a pot anyway?) but how about a swan? They pair up for life and the million egg thing doesn't apply! Also hubby has a nice red beak and can get terrbly hissy if someone comes near MY eggs!

Yikes!

I'm staying firmly inside my shell!!!!

:):)

The albatross comes home to roost...

Nice story Chess, my tale on this is that amongst other things love is discipline. Perhaps why generally speaking this country is no longer much good at it.

The albatross comes home to roost...

Nice story Chess, my tale on this is that amongst other things love is discipline. Perhaps why generally speaking this country is no longer much good at it.

Sorry, technical hitch. 'Internet explorer has decided to fart about throw you off the site, then after five minutes of messing about, let you back in, repeating earlier mistake - does anyone else get this?

I'm totally useless, full of cryp tapos! Meant to say 'my take on this' - ah well might as well sit back and wait for the avalanches of dates to come rolling in - not! There are loads of lovely people out and about at this time of year - I'm off to work in an hour!

I agree Lawless one...I hope I come back in another life as a Swan...x

Ah..crustaceophilia. A difficult subject. I have tried lobster ..and do like it. However, i couldn't see myself developing a relationship with one.

so you would have a one night stand with a lobster but not a relationship. You sir..are a bounder and a cad.
;0)

I suppose it depends on the lobster and its personality.....but let's be honest ...you don't see many attractive lobsters ...not even after a few drinks .

beauty is in the eye of the beholder......and I may have to report you to Gordon for being rude to Lobsters...they speak very well of you you know....

yes, but apparently they have their eyes chopped off ! Also wasn't aware that lobsters can speak...another difficulty in forging a relationship. Is your surname Doolittle ?

ewwwwww........do they?? ..that's horrid.......

Anyway...I used the term 'speak' loosly......what I haven't yet divulged to the world (and thus all the good peeps on this agency that we call Dating) is that not only am I fluent in Backslang I am pretty impressive at LCSL too (Lobster Claw Sign Language) It was awful on holiday in Portugal a few years back....couldn't walk down a street without seeing the helpless cries of the lobsters in their display tanks outside the restaurants... 'help help' they cried (only in Portuguese of course but the sign language is universal) So there.

Ahh....the LCSL course...new I should have joined up for that at college; I just never appreciated at the time how useful it could be. Oh but i regret not doing it. I suppose you could also see the wolf whistles (as you walked past) of the male lobsters who were not yet in a state of distress.

Anyhow...I could have a one night stand with a trout

*pet mysti*

Is that mean man belittling your doolittling?

Belittle Doolittle? Never .

I don't mean to crabby, but this lobster story seems a bit,well fishy to me...

Keith....
Oh never mind. My mum always said, if you dont have something nice to say dont say anything at all so I'll shut up :p *Snicker*

Hiya doolittlebasher ;)