The Eight Steps of Online Dating...

1. Find a profile you like and send a Private Message.
2. Be lucky enough to get a reply and exchange e mails a few times.
3. Get their mobile phone number and start chatting and texting.
4. Meet them for the first time and enjoy the date.
5. Meet them again and a few more times over the next couple of weeks.
6. Have sex with them.
7. Have more sex with them.
8. Get rid of them and change your mobile phone number.


What do you think? Snigger!

cmdr...for the first time ever, you've made me laugh out loud lol.

G :o)

Is that how you do it lol, no wonder youre still single lol, but yes, I guess its the way goes for most......!!!! :o) xx

Blimey all the men on here are making their to do lists......;-)

I've never bothered beyond no.4
Nobody has been scintillating enough for me to go on to no.5 !!!

:):)

well i cant count so never have a clue what stage i'm at.. thinking about it i cant read or write either.. bummer!

now I am ROFL x

had a poop day at work today.. no matter how much we tried we couldnt invert my penis

i know i publicising this doesnt make this right but the freedom it makes me feel tells me its right so though i feel bad i took you iup the wrongum i feel just in knowing my bum is now hot for entry.. :)

I'm not one for having a sense of humour failure but I didn't find the origional post funny at all .

neither did i mysti but then cmdr pisses me off mightily most of the time :)

YOUR SAD GO GET A LIFE!! this site seems to be full of people that have given up on love(is sex all this site is about?)why we will never know,But guy's there's a life out there and your soul-mate if your lucky(with the attitudes here good luck your going to need it)and if your not then blame yourselves......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I sometimes don't answer a thread because being a learner I sometimes don't get a handle on that one, or I am to late to respond, & I have probs with pc sometimes, while typing in response it sometimes doesn't come out. Any way the point I'm trying to make is that this is the type of thread that I despair, dont really know how or why Cmdr you did this whether or not it is to try & keep up with Webby or a couple of others on DA who are first class with threads, you don't even come a close 10th. give up & just sit back & do the ones that you are confident of doing. This is not worthy of any, so please don't even go there, if that is how you treat a lady that's fine, but don't brag about it & don't try even putting some of us gents in your category. I know once again i am late with this but I hope thta it is read, because ladies I can assure you we dont all think that way, neither I hope do many want to write about ladies in this way.

I sometimes don't answer a thread because being a learner I sometimes don't get a handle on that one, or I am to late to respond, & I have probs with pc sometimes, while typing in response it sometimes doesn't come out. Any way the point I'm trying to make is that this is the type of thread that I despair, dont really know how or why Cmdr you did this whether or not it is to try & keep up with Webby or a couple of others on DA who are first class with threads, you don't even come a close 10th. give up & just sit back & do the ones that you are confident of doing. This is not worthy of any, so please don't even go there, if that is how you treat a lady that's fine, but don't brag about it & don't try even putting some of us gents in your category. I know once again i am late with this but I hope thta it is read, because ladies I can assure you we dont all think that way, neither I hope do many want to write about ladies in this way.

sorry it's doubled up again on me lol,
Hi wright, I see I'm not on my own with this one, wont go all the way with your reply, but that's a thread isn't it, but pleased to see you reply

Niterider

Well said.

I was happy to add to this thread just to let men know what they are up against with me!!!

Mind you, from reading some posts on this site and gaining just a little insight into personality and/or state of mind, some individuals wouldn't get beyond no.1 or no.2 with me!!! and visa versa, I'm sure.

Hopefully, most men don't treat women this way, but I bet there are some that do! And of course, this applies the other way round too.

So in some ways these types of thread do serve a purpose.

I'm getting an image of a lead balloon when reading more of this thread!

:):)

niterider,
I can hear your a true gent, so can others, cmdr sounds like he has problems , but if thats how he dates then I agree with Ju, no wonder hes single,

Pol x

Good morning everyone,

I'm pretty certain that the OP is actually one person who wouldn't behave in this way. I'm not sure why he posted the thread but unfortunately it seems to be yet another which has backfired on him and not done him any favours.

However, distasteful as it may be, this does seem to be a very common sequence of events. I've been on the receiving end of this behaviour many many times and I'm sure I'm not alone. Personally I think it's just another product of our 'throwaway' society.

Good to see there are people out there who don't behave this way.

Take care

Chris

x

Good morning

It's just possible that this thread was started tongue in cheek and that there's been a sense of humour failure all round.

Anyway, it's good to see that some one besides Webby is doing a thread.

Keith

Well Grumps, however it was intended it was a mistake to post it because a lot of us have been treated in a similar way and it's just not a nice post to read. It was insensitive I'm afraid. And leave Webby alone...he livens things up ...we need him cos things occasionally go a bit stagnant.