The Eight Steps of Online Dating...

Okay let me explain myself a bit. Seeps one through five are what people do surely? You see a profile and think the person may be of interest to you. In order to turn that profile into someone that may form a part of your life are, steps one through five, not what happens? More or less anyhow??

Steps six, seven and eight are a JOKE! Separate from the first five. At my time of life, sleeping with someone is NOT the goal, rather getting on with them and developing a relationship with them, for who they are. I can quite easily go without the sleeping with someone part and still be happy.

shall we put this one to bed? Cos I don't think you should be strung up and crucified cos you made an error of judgement!! I've done it...I was called a 'hater' once!!! I just think even tho' it was a joke it was a bit thoughtless cos there are a lot of us who have been on the recieving end of similar bad treatment and so it's just not funny.

End of. Say 3 Hail Mary's and a How's Your Father and you shall be forgiven :0)

You read my mind Mysti.

I was just going to say,

does this poor, long dead horse need any more flogging !!!!

:):)

yeah enough is enough is enough is enough.
M x

Is someone handing out floggings?? How come Cmdr is always at the head of the free floggings queue?? I think it's about time he learned to share!

I know Pure...some peeps are just plain greedy...I can't get so much as a gentle spank :P

sorry girls, I only flog dead horses.

hang on there, that's not right! I save the dead horse from any more floggings.

....and I'm on lead balloon alert, so watch out, girls!!!!

what a pillar of the community I am this evening...don't get use to it!!!

You save dead horses? What for? Sunday roast? *snicker*

yes, I'm french.

I might have known!

I'm supposed to be cooking dinner and helping to wash out to fill the pool ya know!

bon appetit

I'm off on a scout hike later and cooking sausages on an open fire. It's a special mum and scouts evening.

Question....Why take the 8 steps of online dating, when there are only 3 steps to heaven....lol..

Really good thread mousebat..well done man...

Step 1 - You find some1 to 2 love
Step 2 - They fall, in love wiv you
Step 3 - You kiss & hold em tightly..

Webby Tale, Prince of Webbyland...

Now THAT is funny, Webby Tale, Prince of Webbyland...!

You have that certain 'je ne sais quoi' on threads that some others can only dream of !

:):)

lol...mousebat..."Puteus gratias ago vos pius muris" which is just Webbylatin for "Well thank you kind mousebat"...still a good response to great thread....cmdr_data1701 did well...

Are you a Webbylander?

A webbylander is like an adult who once in a while likes to let the devil, kiddiness or naughtiness inside em out...just so that ya know hun, the 'ole is Mysti is now a Princessmysticwebblander...ya know...x

lord.....I have heard of those steps before......they were uttered by mortals of times past who delight our ears with the pretty sounds that emit from their mouths. One such mortal was Eddie Cocran and there were a band of merry mortals named mystically 'showaddywaddy' ...amd the steps they did warble about in times past were to a mythical place called 'heaven'...but you and I and all Webbylanders know of course that the true 'heaven ' is in Webbyland with thee....where our pent up naugtiness and kiddiness can be released into the wild and be free.
x

lol...may all Webbylanders pray to the great words of Princess Mysic of Webbyland as she is so close to our hearts and stands along side the best of the best, Namely it be the great "Eddie Cocran and of course "showaddywaddy", for those 3 steps sure seem like heaven to me...

And may all you Trolls find peace and joy in Webbyland...

Webby Tales, Prince of Webbyland

WT - I'll let you decide oh wise one, ruler of all that is good and pure in Webbyland!

Do you think I fit the bill to become a Webbylander?
Am I worthy?