have you ever

not good at his age mouse...the old ticker you know...

Don't think its only you ladies that get "stung"

I was recently stung by a swarm of bees in Asda.

£3.95 for a jar of honey ???????

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary,
I won the prize for the Best toast of the night' She said,
Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

mr big that was so funny , god you should be on stage , or at least you should of been in the pub in glos god do they need waking up lol,
talk about dancing pole think they meant the north pole , (cold as ice ) .

hello i am new to the site just thought i may as well comment.
life is full of players and people that say one thing and mean another it's hard to work out who is for real and who's just playing with others feelings but in the end the really nice true honest people always shine through so hang on in there i am sure there is plenty of others about who feel the same as you do
PS: you paid,,,, to be honest i know in todays world they do say women and men are on the same playing field but it's just good manners and polite for a guy to pay when he takes a women out maybe thats me i don't know or in some cases that may offend a women but to cover half of the cost of a meeting with another is only right but then again what do i know i am just a frogg
smile's have a great day

hello cheeky

i know what your saying but for me the petrol money was not a issue

as the reason i travel was pure and simply through love .

hope you have fun as you search for miss right

Well I was treated quite badly by a guy for 9 years and cos I loved him more than anything I put up with all his excuses and silences but have realised that we would never be together no matter what he said so I told him I didn't want to have anymore contact with him...it does hurt but time is a great healer

shazzi x

hiya shazzi ,
things we do for love hey
yes your right about time and healing .
although i see him on here and wish he was here with me lol
but as long as he aint stood in front of me i am fine can cope with it well

i understand what you say about money not been a issue i didn't mean it to sound as if it was a issue
i was just saying my thoughts i know they may not count for much lol after all been a frog and of the ripe old age of 89 not many take notice (joke) i sometimes say whats on my mind well ok i always do but somehow it never comes out right maybe it's old age kicking in i don't know
what i ment was it's hard to find a true gent in todays world they are far and few between. maybe a little out of date in todays world but none the less there are still quite a few out there i hope you have a great day /night
PS: take no notice of me i like to witter on all the time i should have been called sirtalkalot
:)

hey cheeky , talk all you like i really dont mind lol.
well he was a gent in many ways . yes its hard to find a man who really are what their profile says.
glad i had punture though as had hardly and brake pads left . good job it was motorway all the way home lol.
but cars all done now . again i can hit the road and not a big rock again .

dam those rocks hate it when you get a punture been there so know what it is like (why me why me ohhh god why is it always me lol ) they do say life is like a roller coaster there will be ups and downs we have to just ride the ups and smile and grit our teth on the lows

yap that is sure true , i want to ride the one now that is level to the ground , or maybe a slower one lol, the rock was big enough to see , mind was else where at the time lol

and here is me thinking women can multi-task lol

i did i steered the car , just wrong way lol

i am also sorry to hear things didn't go the way you hoped for with the person you went to meet life has a funny way of kicking people up the butt when they least expect it heres hopeing you get the good kick next time
PS; i mean that in a good way i do tend to shoot my feet off when i talk or reply to things just give me a good old kick if i say something wrong i an' that good with typing things out but i am getting better lol

hey its fine , one door loses another one is being open . will soon be ready to go throuh it lol
dont worry about typing ,you wanna see mine when i hit the sheridan which maybe tomorrow

sheridan ?? is that a club or a pub or just a drink
and yes your right there will be always plenty of doors to walk through just hard to find the right one sometimes

lol sheridan is a drink one half is black the other white , i love it .
as for doors i seen a few open to me on here ,but they will have to wait till im ready no matter how long or short it takes .
well have you had a good day , was you at work or on holiday

lol i know what sheridans is now the bottle split in two

you do right in not rushing never no need to rush at all

as for today i been just chilling to some music form the 60s 70s. i did work last night but only for 5 hours just did a job on a suppermarket nothing thrillings just run of the mill stuff but now i have a rest for 3 days woowooo last time i was off for a while i was in scotland and it did nothing but rain so i am looking forward to the next few days

haha , well its been a good week so far , bloody burnt me self in garden . was nice mind
was going back to work on weds if weather was not good , but so glad i never