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DAFFODILS - DON`T EAT THEM !

I DID

squiddly diddly
» squiddly diddly Male 22-Jul-2008 19:37 ·  Reply
Hello playmates.Hope u all ok.Well i went to party at weekend and as we were sitting round the table having a laugh,someone mentioned that they were hungry.Well twonk that i am,i said "We dont need any food,there`s a vase of daffs on the table" Better explain,at this point i had had a few drinks but was not drunk.I then proceeded to munch my way through 2 flower heads and 1 stalk followed by a swig of water from said vase.How very funny i thought.What wasnt funny was waking up at 2 in the morning and depositing the contents of my stomach into the loo,at a speed of 85 mph,over the course of 10 minutes! I DIDNT REALISE THE BUGGARS ARE POISONOUS! I`m sticking to Snapdragons from now on!
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Jue from Nottingham
»» Jue from Nottingham  Female 22-Jul-2008 19:45 ·  Reply
You silly billy lol, dont try dandelions as you will be up wee'ing all night instead lol

Hows the old tummy today? Did you know if a dog eats enough Daffodils he could be dead in a few hrs? :o/
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squiddly diddly
»»» squiddly diddly Male 22-Jul-2008 20:42 ·  Reply
jue.Feel fine now thanx.Ive been called a dog a few times in my life! x
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Jue from Nottingham
»»»» Jue from Nottingham  Female 22-Jul-2008 20:50 ·  Reply
Lol, I wasnt calling you a dog hun honest hehe, its a true fact that should a dog eat too many daffodils it can kill them ;o)

Dogs can be indiscriminate eaters, and are often seen eating grass and garden plants. Whilst most plants are not toxic some, such as the Daffodil, can be lethal.

All parts of the daffodil plant (Narcissus poeticus) which is a member of the lily family (Amaryllidaceae) are toxic - especially the bulb. If a dog eats or chews the bulbs, leaves or the flowers it can develop signs of poisoning, including : Diarrhoea Vomiting Staggering Collapse Unconsciousness Coma or Death in a few hours

The most serious signs are only seen if the dog has eaten a large amount but the LD50 (dose at which 50% of animals will die) for dogs is 15g of Daffodil bulbs ...which is not a lot.

Glad your feeling better now SD, just go easy on the beers incase of staggering ;o)

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mousebat
»»»»» mousebat Female 22-Jul-2008 20:56 ·  Reply
seems a cost effective, but extreme way of detoxing !
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voluptuouschris
»»»»»» voluptuouschris Female 22-Jul-2008 21:29 ·  Reply
I'm sure someone once told me they were edible and nice in salad!!!

Hmmm trying to remember now who it was who was trying to kill me!!

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leo lass
»» leo lass Female 22-Jul-2008 22:06 ·  Reply
Gawd,i thought i'd stumbled upon a new fangled hollywood diet!!

Hope the tummy is ok now.

LL x x
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BIGI
»»» BIGI Male 23-Jul-2008 17:08 ·  Reply
I've just done a very similar thing to Squiddly diddly.

I actually ate some daffodil bulbs and ended up in hospital.

Doctors say i should be out next spring.
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Vanilla-Sky
»»»» Vanilla-Sky Female 23-Jul-2008 18:54 ·  Reply
Bigi - that made me laugh !

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Shar01
»»»»» Shar01 Female 23-Jul-2008 20:25 ·  Reply
lol BIGI that made me laugh too :) x
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Mysti
»»»»»» Mysti Female 23-Jul-2008 20:41 ·  Reply
Big it up for Biggi that was funny!!
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squiddly diddly
»»»»»»» squiddly diddly Male 23-Jul-2008 21:23 ·  Reply
I was just thinking.Why did they have daffs on table.They are out in the Spring.Do u think they imported them specially for me?
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