What do you get

A Mouse with a Bat .... you get "SqueakFlap", queen of insults, but luverly wiv it.

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

Have u been on the magic mushrooms mike

He's definately been on something Chris, 'cos surely, the answer is a 'nibbler on the roof!'

VT

Magic Mike you are going to be in soooooooooo much trouble when Mousey see's this!!! :)

I've already seen it Shar.

mousebat has no comment.

I knew I could rely on you not to miss a trick Mousey ;-)

Don't you just get a dead mouse?

A nibbler on the roof lol

A dead mouse ohhh errrrrr :-O

I think you get a very intelligent Lady :)

who's the dead mouse?

everyone knows I'm a bat.

Yer a bat that kills mice!

But I ain't no mouse so you don't scare me like you do everyone else!

you might not be saying that next week!!!

You mean everyone knows you're batty surely MB ?

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

I think now is the time to retire to my foxhole gracefully.

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

Well, c'mon folks, I was brave [for a while] wasn't I ?

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

you were, but i dont think you have enough time to retire gracefully, mousebat is sure to be doing her rounds soon and god help ya when she reads this.

Private Mike! Stand to attention and listen in.

There's a very fine line which distinguishes bravery from foolhardyness when it comes to winning praise, or medals. In this case, I think you exposed yourself unnecessarily to friendly fire. As such, there won't be any gongs minted, or citations written for your misdeed; you're a disgrace to your post. As such, I'm putting you on a fizzer! You'll be brought before a panel of ladies for Court Martialing tomorrow. Time, to be determined. Sarabee (if available) to preside.

Guards! Take him away.

I'm off "in search of a better 'ole!"

Night :)

Captain Von Trapp.

A mere Captain trying to tell me what to do ? ..... what is this world comming to, as a Major of REME I reject your submissions !

And .... if there is any other REME personnel out there, there are THREE designations for the charachters .... ok, one is, Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers .... BUT, only a true REME "walla" knows the other two !


There is my challenge ! .... accept it if you will ?

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

has mousebat not gummy no more has she finely put her fangs in lol ,

i watch this space to see if them two do use the DOOR lol

fangs your a good one , will the mouse or the bat get into your trap haha

goodnight or is it good morning lol

IYD ... as a "youngster" I appreciate that you know "Batty" is "Gummy" ... however she should, by now, know that an "Old Git" such as me can more than deal with her aspirations.

"Bring it on" ... Is what I say !

** Mike **
[With Kevlar helmet, full body armour & deep foxhole]

I am reading this thread, but have no wish to get involved on it.

No one will catch me in their trap.