What`s A Sure-Fire

Of putting a smile on your face ? ;-)

My new favourite joke, from today's paper....

What's green and smells like yellow paint?









Green paint :oD

Waking up and finding by some miracle I am twenty years younger, have loooaaadddssssaaaa money and be extremely good looking.

:-)

Waking up to find i'm a gorgeous tall blonde.......then i won't need loooaadddsssssaaa money cos i will have loadsa rich guys fallin at me feet...:P

Oh b*****r just pinced meself and woke up ha ha.

Failing that the kinda lovely day we had yesterday,luverly and warm and sunny...or chocholate yummy


LL x x

lol leo , your a gorgeous middle aged blonde, stop complaining :-P

For someone to send me flowers! Just for the heck of it. Even a flippin dandelion would do. Fed up of buying my own now.
See I am easily pleased. Very low maintenance!

Being told that Santa really does exist out there somewhere :o) See Im smiling LOL

Santa does exist:)))

LL x x

Does he :o/

Think Ive been missed LL :o( I know what it was, I scared him away when my dad told me to keep looking out for him every year and listen for sleigh bells ringing and Rudolphs shiny nose...oh b***er lol. x

OOh always kept my eyes tight shut in case he missed me...he didn't:))

lol DA, i`d send you flowers

then again come and collect them personally :-)

Its sad when your kids hear from school that there really isnt a santa, it takes all the fun out of christmas so I always tell them that santa is coming and so they must have their rooms all tidy and leave a carrot for Rudolph and a glass of sherry for Santa, they look at me gone out but play along. I believed in him for as long as I remember until I caught my mum and dad carting the sacks down stairs...That taught my dad a lesson telling me to wait up and I'd definitely see santa and his reindeers... I was so disappointed from there on, still I get lots of lovely pressies still. Perhaps your right LL, dreams can come true ;o)

I get lovley pressies when i go and stay with my Son for Christmas.

Off to bed for me,to dream some dreams.

LL x x

Night LL, sweet dreams :o) x

LL I'd settle for being a gorgeous short blonde...I'm easily pleased :0)

I`d settle for a date with any blonde ;-)

Including Brad Pitt, Chris? ;o)

lol LS female only, i`m not that desperste YET :-)

YET? Oh my god, you mean you might be...one day?

If I had Brad's number I'd let you have it lol.


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Well he did look nice in a skirt lol in Troy

But i prefer his ex Jenifer aniston anyday ;-)