New Computer Viruses

Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

Airline Luggage Virus---You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after one byte

The Titanic Virus - Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus - Screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

Aronold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

Viragra Virus - Turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.

Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

Anymore?

LOL my Prince they are fab....but...forsooth you have gone blue....could this mean perchance that DA is waiting expectantly for the birth of a new image of your likeness???

I am prostrate in readiness...my lips have had neither bread nor succour..(what's succour?) I might have just made it up...I'm sorry I have a cold and it's gone to my head.

May a thousand kisses rain down on your head sweet prince of webbyland

Princess Mystic of Webbyland xxxxxxxx

P.S. Should I have another Lemsip or is 7 in one evening a bit excessive?