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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 20:44 ·  Reply
Most people will know "veni,vidi,vice" - "I came, I saw, I conquered"

This morning, while looking up Latin phrases (as you do) I came across "Veni vide et copiebar ad anum"

It's a genuine quotation and means "I came I saw and suffered an assault to the rear"

I've been giggling about it all day.

How sad.

Read all about it (and more)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_phrases

Yours educationally

Keih
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 20:52 ·  Reply
Titter ye not!

You might forget how to spell your own name if you changed it often...
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»»» feministica Female 26-Sep-2008 20:54 ·  Reply
Oh but Keeeeeeith... (Nuts in May).
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 21:00 ·  Reply
Less of the neurotic Keith....

I didn't envisage this being an upmarket Webbie thread, where you have to do research to understand the posts.
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 21:10 ·  Reply
Unless we stick to Latin phrases:

ab inconvenienti


(I don't know the Latin for "or I'll take my thread back")
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x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x
»»»»»» x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x Female 26-Sep-2008 21:41 ·  Reply
Oh Keithy who assualted you??!!!! :-O
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MADRID
»»»»»»» MADRID Female 26-Sep-2008 21:53 ·  Reply
Keith, you may love this:
"Favete linguis" it means "be silent" but it litteral translation is "favour me with your tongues" hee hee Should I take that shower now? :)
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 21:54 ·  Reply
No, I think I will!
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 21:56 ·  Reply
How many tongues have you got?
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MADRID
»»»»»»»» MADRID Female 26-Sep-2008 21:57 ·  Reply
My mother one and English (just a bit!) lol Enough to please you in both ha ha ha
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:08 ·  Reply
I think that this calls for a Latin phrase....
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:10 ·  Reply
a bene placito


(and not just because it's the first one in the list)
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MADRID
»»»»»»»» MADRID Female 26-Sep-2008 22:14 ·  Reply
Again you're right... ((sigh))
Here: Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur (Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out)
And that's it for tonight. God, look at the time! My mother will kill me! (Di! Ecce hora! Mater mea me necabit!)



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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:17 ·  Reply
Buenos nochas, Senorita
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:22 ·  Reply
Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.

(hope she's gone to bed now)
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MADRID
»»»»»»»» MADRID Female 26-Sep-2008 22:26 ·  Reply
Oh my god! That's SO rude!!! But it doesnt matter, I'll take my revenge... Id quot circumiret, circumveniat.
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:36 ·  Reply
Hmm...not sure I got that....what goes around comes around?

Very restrained, if so..

I prefer carpe diem...seize the carp!

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x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x
»»»»»»»» x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x Female 26-Sep-2008 22:43 ·  Reply
Madrid What did he say?? lol ;-)
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Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith
»»»»»»»» Ask_what_u_can_do_4_Keith Male 26-Sep-2008 22:57 ·  Reply
*sigh*

You just copy the words,and google them! You don't have to be intelligent...I'm not!

I said "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries"!
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x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x
»»»»»»»» x_shars_a_xmas_cracker_x Female 26-Sep-2008 23:17 ·  Reply
I couldn't google it...couldn't remember it!! lol
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