 | 1) I'm bored, lets shave my fancy
2)Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3)That fart was great, do another
4)Of course I swallow, I love it!
5)No that's ok, you drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up
6)just for a change, how about putiing it in my a**e
7)How about you get that Girl from work to join us in bed?
8)Marriage? No way!
Sadly Carlsberg don't do Girlfriends......
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