8 things a guy should say to a girl

1) No darling you can never have too many shoes

2) Of course I will come shopping with you

3) Your bum looks perfectly small and pert in that

4) Do you want my side of the wardrobe too Darling?

5) I'll pay your credit card bill this month

6) Of course I only want a cuddle tonight

7) Let me pamper you tonight

and lastly

8) My mother will never come and stay with us.......


Unfortunately Carlsberg dont make boyfriends either.....


Did you note that there was no reference to a**es, sex or football. Venus and Mars!!!!!

actions speak louder than words MissSassy

a simple cuddle can work wonders

Hi MissSassy perfect lol :)

Miss Sassy

The obvious ones I would add are:

No dear I don't need the phone tonight - please feel free to talk for another 3 hours

Yes - lilac really does suit you

Don't worry, I'll do the ironing this weekend

You can hardly see the dent in the car

Yes I really will hoover into the corners !!

And don't forget.........

Of course your Mother can come and stop with us darling!


Yes that was a very clean list Miss Sassy, bit disappointing really, I thought you Girls would have come up with a much more thoughtful one!

5 & 6 are the ones that worry me! I DO want some humpy bonkey and you can pay your own blo*dy credit card bill!