What`s The Worst Thing

To a woman during labor ???

Oh, come on-it can't hurt that much! ;-)

' at least you are having an easy time!!!!'

Push woman ... the footie is on in ten mins..........

I need a drink...I'll just have a quick pint :-O

Is it mine lol, ga ga :-P

Yes your bum does look big in that hospital gown!

x

You are a drama queen always making a mountain out of a molehill!

I've told you, it's just wind!

x

"I'll be there later, the match is about to start"

Don't blame me i wanted to put it up ya bum.

But nooooo you said it would be to painful.

Richie, thats put me off my supper lol

Bang goes my my sausage chips and 2 toms

Richie, fantastic!
J&P Jed

Mr Chris - so I am not the only one guilty of posting the same thing in two locations!

Glad about that makes me feel better! :-)

Oh & Richie Boy - fantastic comment! :-)

ROFL Richie!

I'm sure there's no need for that language dear !

I'm getting in the mood for our next one :-)

richie :) lol xx

The stitches afterwards when you have this 6ft doctor sitting near your nether regions, sewing you up - you wince and shout as it hurts after 25 doses of local anaesthetic and he has the f*cking cheek to say 'it shouldn't hurt!'...Does he wanna swap places and qualify that remark? No he doesn't!!!

But he was a black guy ;o)

Other things a man could say (but definitely shouldn't)

"That nurse would get it"

"I hope that tightens up again after the kid is out"

"No you can't have the gas, I'm having it"

"Keep still, I need a close up"

:-)