Epic waffle

Bad news for those of you waiting with bated breath for my epic poem. The delivery date has slipped from Christmas 2008 to Easter in a year as yet undecided.

I hadn't moved on from the four lines and have lost even them in an adventure involving microsoft update. After trying various options including the nuclear one of a destructive return to factory settings I found the solution on google which took just seconds, no thanks to microsoft. So, if anyone has problems in installing windows XP service pack 3 I may be able to help.

Meanwhile, an off the cuff ditty:

In these times of doom and gloom
We all need dating va va voom

So if you're searching for a mate
A good start would be - get a date

If you're firm of bust and long of limb
You should check out me and my cheesy grin

Or have wobbly boobs and are short of ass
Don't worry, I love you all,you bonny lass

In fact that could be why there's hardly anyone on DA....a new theory!
They downloaded service pack 3 and didn't know how to start their PC in safe mode to uninstall it.
If so, they won't be reading this.

that was great, really made me laugh :)

Thank you, Ma'am.

Hi Keith

As always you made me smile

xx

Keith the general concensus is - you're adored ;o)


G x

I was just about to put Easter 2009 in my diary as a reminder of the Epic poem when I read it again and see your undecided as to what Easter!!

Come On Bro surely we deserve a date to look forward to ;-) Speaking as your lovely younger Sis lol xx

*blush* Thank you very much! (you'll have to imagine the Tommy Cooper impression)

Shar, I'm a busy lad, and I only have one typing finger.

Keith - gotta fez?

That was a very short question you put,my dear Grace
And a very long answer,inspired by your lovely face

My smoothly polished head didn't get where it is today
By letting sun and rain, unprotected,have it's wicked way

Straw hat and woolly have been employed
But baseball cap, of course, I always avoid

Always wanting to look cool and dry, is this man
So a fez...well, it could be you've hit upon a plan.

Oh and a quote from The Rise and Fall of Reggie Perrin..

Is there no end to your talents, Keith? ;o)

Well, I've never relied just on my smile
You know I would go the extra mile

And as I type oops there goes a sniffle
(It's not like me to write such piffle)

But on I go and if I can make so bold
It's not man-flu,it's just a cold

And if fair (erm,dark) lady I cannot win
It will not be quenched,this cheesy grin

It's the Dambusters theme, in case anyone was wondering.

Keith,
you missed out a der at the end

No he didn't...........but the first der should be deerrrr. Love that film!

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Yes Chris its definitely the Deerrr thats missing and have to agree a great film indeed :)

You only have so many characters for a screen name, m'dears, I thought I did quite well.

Since it's difficult to go off topic with the title of this thread I may as well say that the Upper Derwent Valley is where I like to roam, is where my bench will be sited when I die, and is where the Dam Busters practised before doing it for real in Germany.

A long time ago, we're all friends now, and I didn't mention the war once.

I'm easily pleased, but often teased
Women, there's many, but not ten a penny

I should be abed, I waffle here instead
But I'm no bugger,I'm more of a hugger